The weekend news was filled with stories about Apple’s iPad debut or the Pope on the ropes. Both were mildly entertaining although similarly redundant. Seldom was heard a discouraging word about either the iPad or the Pope. It was a time to bring out the faithful and revel in radiant joy! I have to give the upper hand to the Apple, however, for their decorous behavior. The only thing they will molest is your wallet.
The Apple faithful just love their new toys,
You can tell from their pandering noise.
With devotees prodigious
It’s almost religious.
At least they’re not abusing young boys.