Jesse James is April’s Fool

Looks like Jesse James will be entering rehab just like Tiger.  I didn’t know they had a rehab clinic for ‘uncontrollable urges to have sex with tattooed covered strippers’. I think I might have that too but, can’t be sure as there aren’t any tattooed strippers in the places I visit (my wife makes sure of that).  What I can say is a big heartfelt “who cares!”.  The only useful thing that comes out of these celebrity trysts is fodder for more limericks.

He was caught with a wild tattooed chick
So his PR’s now calling him sick.
But like Captain Ahab
There is no rehab
For obsession with a Moby Dick.

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