Jesse James is April’s Fool
Filed under: Entertainment — @ 3:00 am
Looks like Jesse James will be entering rehab just like Tiger. I didn’t know they had a rehab clinic for ‘uncontrollable urges to have sex with tattooed covered strippers’. I think I might have that too but, can’t be sure as there aren’t any tattooed strippers in the places I visit (my wife makes sure of that). What I can say is a big heartfelt “who cares!”. The only useful thing that comes out of these celebrity trysts is fodder for more limericks.
He was caught with a wild tattooed chick
So his PR’s now calling him sick.
But like Captain Ahab
There is no rehab
For obsession with a Moby Dick.
