I can now sleep more soundly knowing the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) has got all the bases covered. Their operations manual contains a section on how to search a service monkey. You can read here what a service monkey is (I didn’t know either!). They’ll even go so far as to strip off the monkey’s diaper…and we complain about taking off our shoes! It’s hard to imagine a terrorist trying to blend in carrying a monkey on a plane, but if they try, we’re ready!
You wouldn’t think that they’d make such a fuss
But the TSA views this a plus.
If a terrorist tries
For a diaper disguise,
They’ll not make a monkey out of us.