Jesse James Scandal vs. Tiger Woods

I thought Tiger did a poor job of selecting mistresses but Jesse James has done him one better. A tattooed, divorced, single mom stripper. Not that there’s anything wrong with that per se, but not exactly the makings for a rocket career trajectory. If in doubt about her motives, just look how fast she gave it all up to the gossip rags. I always thought a Payday was a candy bar but these girls have got it the other way around. Take care of the ‘candy bar’ and get a pay day.

Jesse James is the new King of Shame
A title that bore Tiger’s name.
In a contest of fools
Who can’t mind their tools,
The victory is no claim to fame.

It’s two-fer Tuesday…

What a mess Sandra Bullock is in
And it comes on the heels of her win.
Because money and fame
Attract the inane,
The surprise is not ‘if’ but ‘when’.

This entry was posted in Entertainment and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *