Here comes another stupid study from the American Medial Association. This time they suggest charging more for pizza to make us all healthier. The idea is so ludicrous that I wonder if they’re not paid on a per-study basis, content be damned. Surely they can’t think these ridiculous studies actually help? Then again…they gave me a good laugh and…I do feel a little bit better.
I’ve a sense that the AMA’s without
A compass to know what to tout.
Their ridiculous wish
To ban the deep dish,
Will not get a chance to ‘pan out’.