Researchers at the Kinsey Institute have found a surprising range of answers for the meaning of the phrase ‘had sex’. It was all pretty straight forward until Bill Clinton tried to single-handedly change the definition. Intercourse, oral, anal, other? I’ll not despair. Call it anything you want…I know what it is when I get it.
It seems that the phrase we ‘had sex’
Is suddenly much more complex.
I supposed ‘getting laid’
Will have to be weighed
To see if it too will perplex.