The World Anti-Doping Agency has marijuana on it’s list of banned ‘performance enhancing’ substances. That’s a description I never considered. The only performance improvement I ever saw was an increased ability to consume all manner of snack foods. Unless this is a new Olympic sport, I think someone’s blowing smoke.
In watching discussions unfold
Marijuana it seems is remold,
From spaced-out entrancing
To performance enhancing,
It still leaves the judges stone-cold.