Bush Arrives to Save Haiti

Why are we enlisting the help of Georg W. Bush for Haiti relief? Didn’t he demonstrate his glaring lack of skill with the Katrina flood? Why don’t we just ask bankers to help fix the mortgage mess…oh yeah…we did! We love people with titles regardless of how they used them in the past. I’m sure he’s just being used as a famous face to put in front of the cameras but the irony was too hard to resist. Now if we could just get these banking bozos to fade into obscurity like Bush then we may have a chance to fix this thing. Not likely.

Poor Haiti has nothing like FEMA
So George Bush will proffer the arena,
To use all the skill
He acquired on the ‘hill’
In response to the mess from Katrina.

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