News flash! Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol. So much for that show! Simon’s opinion was all that mattered. You could see it in the contestants and the audience. Lots of chatter until time for Simon to speak then all went quiet to hear his opinion. The rest of the judges are stuff and fluff. No worries though. It will all migrate to his new X-Factor show because, let’s face it, we can’t get enough of tone deaf people who are clueless to their own lack of talent.
The news struck with a force that was tidal
As the action being almost homicidal,
‘Cause the show can’t go on
When the catalyst is gone.
It’s simple, Simon says he’ll leave Idol.