Filed under: Sports — @ 3:00 am
Didn’t I just say Tiger was golden? Turns out he’s just gold ‘flake’. How did he ever expect to get away with anything when everybody knows who he is? And the girls he was dallying with? What did he think they’d do when the tabloids offered them a big payday? Turns out he wasn’t the only one who could make ‘em squeal.
A good swing, Tiger ends with a twirl,
A good swinger, Tiger takes for a whirl.
But when chased with a club
He runs like a schlub.
Luckily, Elin swings like a girl.
Filed under: Events — @ 3:00 am
Yahoo and Verizon are unwilling to disclose information about their spying for the government. Their claims range from “we would be shamed” (duh) to “we would be disclosing financial information that would put us at a disadvantage” (information that is already on file at the SEC). More corporate blather for saying nothing is really private, but that’s something we’d rather not advertise.
When Yahoo and Verizon both claim
Their spying on users would shame
Their companies rep.
The only next step
Is to legally hide from the blame.
Filed under: Sports — @ 3:00 am
I would like to see the replay of that golf swing Elin Woods used to free Tiger. Was her form well balanced with a full follow through? I read it took multiple swings with two clubs. Do they all count as strokes or does she get a mulligan? Enquiring minds what to know! Into every life a little rain must fall but Tiger’s still golden.
It was Elin who rushed out to save
Poor Tiger who had a close shave.
A hard swung seven
Was a gift from heaven.
She’s glad of the lessons he gave.
