Christmas Limericks
Filed under: Xmas — @ 3:00 am
Today I offer up something a little different. Here are some limericks using lines from famous Christmas carols or poems. Happy holidays and enjoy!
| We’re wishing you all Christmas joy As Santa and those he employs, Prepare for the day By loading the sleigh, With gifts for the good girls and boys. |
The children are filled with delight, Because Santa’s about to take flight. “Merry Christmas” he said As he flew overhead, “To all and to all a good night”. |
| Our shopping’s complete with no qualms, To charity, we’ve given our alms. No task left undone, Christmas night has begun. Silent night, holy night, all is calm. |
The crisp, night air combining With planets and moon aligning, It’s a wondrous sight. O Holy night, The stars are brightly shining. |
| The wind thru the trees might blow, But the rustling of leaves sounds below. With a chill in the air It’s time to declare, Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. |
The work had been done by committee To make all the sidewalks look pretty. Dressed in holiday style They bring out a smile. It’s Christmas time in the city. |
| It happens this time of the year, We see someone special appear. Keep close watch tonight And you’ll see him in flight, It’s Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer. |
The snow is a blanket anew, And the backseat is made just for two. You’re looking divine. It’s the perfect time, For a sleigh ride together with you. |
| If we wait, we would be remiss In wishing good tidings for this, Holiday of lights And a magical night. We wish you a merry Christmas. |
As the Sun slowly works its way down The excitement is felt all around. We’ve waited the whole year Now Christmas is here And Santa Claus is coming to town. |
