Didn’t I just say Tiger was golden? Turns out he’s just gold ‘flake’. How did he ever expect to get away with anything when everybody knows who he is? And the girls he was dallying with? What did he think they’d do when the tabloids offered them a big payday? Turns out he wasn’t the only one who could make ’em squeal.
A good swing, Tiger ends with a twirl,
A good swinger, Tiger takes for a whirl.
But when chased with a club
He runs like a schlub.
Luckily, Elin swings like a girl.