Playboy Enterprises is looking for a buyer. Another icon felled by the Internet although it started to decline with the onset of AIDS. Before that, any STD was usually taken care of with a shot of penicillin. Now it’s sex or death thanks to some monkey in Africa. I’d like to find him and spank that monkey!
The bunny is about to be sold.
Her costume was iconic and bold.
With that little bow tie
And tail held high,
She provided for pleasures untold.