Carrie Prejean, the ex-Miss California, just keeps making the news with her gaffs. Why do people who spout off about their morality always have a closet full of skeletons (or pictures, or sex tapes, or arrest records, etc). Her lawsuit against the Miss USA pageant ended abruptly when a sex tape surfaced with her as the star. It was the “biggest mistake of my life” she opined…until eight other tapes were found! Then she got all contrite and said that God was testing her. I wonder if he grades on a curve?
She had hoped to win Miss USA
But her plans went famously astray.
If showing her breasts
Was one of God’s tests,
Did she flunk or did she get an ‘A’?