November 9, 2009

Forgetable Sex

Filed under: Events — @ 3:00 am

This is a funny story about a women who picked up a case of ‘transient global amnesia’ after having sex with her husband. He called 911 because she seemed disoriented. He was alternately concerned and laughing out loud at her predicament. My kind of guy! Although rare, this condition can happen in older folks when engaging in strenuous activity. This will adversely affect men all over the world as now there is a medical excuse for “not tonight dear, I have a headache”.

Said a wife after sex “who are you?
I can’t seem to remember our screw.
I’m no longer turned on
And my headache is gone
So it must have been good for me too.”

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