The Italian Police caught a big-time Mafioso boss as he was hiding out on a chicken farm. He had built himself a special room to evade searches. He’d been on the run since 1995 so he probably had a dozen of these hide outs. It fits with how these people do business. Sneak up and kill innocent, unarmed people then scamper back to hide with the chickens.
The leader of a Mafia group,
Was caught by police in a swoop
On a small poultry farm.
He heard no alarm
As the chickens had all ‘flown the coop’