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Monthly Archives: November 2009
Hacked E-Mails Cool Global Warming
The scientists that had their e-mails hacked deserve all the scorn we can heap. This is why I get suspicious whenever everyone starts ‘drinking the koolaid’. Nothing is ever black and white and dissenting views need to be heard…always! Then … Continue reading
Skipping Black Friday
Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving! I also hope you weren’t lined up at 5:00 am for the big Black Friday sales gimmick. It’s become a big ‘con job’ as retailers advertise great bargains only to add the fine print … Continue reading
Cannibis College Gives Out High Grades
“The times they are a changing”. Cannabis College in Detroit teaches everything you need to know about growing marijuana. They also have classes in harvesting, curing and distribution. So cool! Michigan recently legalized the drug for medicinal purposes. There are … Continue reading
Galileo’s Latest Discovery
I don’t know if I was more shocked to hear they found Galileo’s finger, or to learn that someone had the finger at all! Turns out there are three fingers floating around and some vertabrae. Come on people, get a … Continue reading
Goldman is Fools Gold
Goldman continues to astound with their arrogance. Between doing “God’s work” and feeble apologies for their role in the current mess, it’s all just more cheap talk as they continue to speculate with cheap tax-payer subsidized loans (TALF). It will … Continue reading
Playboy at Tails End
Playboy Enterprises is looking for a buyer. Another icon felled by the Internet although it started to decline with the onset of AIDS. Before that, any STD was usually taken care of with a shot of penicillin. Now it’s sex … Continue reading
Sarah Palin and My Goldfish
For the life of me I cannot understand peoples’ attraction to Sarah Palin. She’s not that bright, she has nothing to say other than standard rhetoric and well….she’s just not that bright. But then again, neither was George Bush and … Continue reading
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Obama-rama Meets China
President Obama met with the Chinese this week but nothing substantial happened. Just as planned. The whole trip was a scripted affair, even the town meeting where Obama had hoped to talk openly to some real people. The Chinese would … Continue reading
Did She Pass the Breast Test?
Carrie Prejean, the ex-Miss California, just keeps making the news with her gaffs. Why do people who spout off about their morality always have a closet full of skeletons (or pictures, or sex tapes, or arrest records, etc). Her lawsuit … Continue reading
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Golf, Tigers and the DMZ
There is a golf course that lies right on the border between North and South Korea, right next to the DMZ (demilitarized zone). It only has one hole but it’s a monster. A snap hook to the left may end … Continue reading
Praying for Health Care
The Catholic church has decided to weigh in on the Health Care debate. Sorry guys (literally) but there is no place for you at the table. First off we have this little thing called separation of church and state. Secondly, … Continue reading
Coke Dealing Doctors
A doctor’s group signed a six figure alliance deal with Coca-Cola. Not a problem on the surface but this group is trying to promote sugar-free alternatives to soft drinks. The head of the group says the deal won’t influence the … Continue reading
Lost in the Land of DMOZ
There’s a directory on the Internet called DMOZ. It’s used by Google and others to index various websites. Getting into this directory is a great way to get new traffic and more exposure for a new website. Problem is, these … Continue reading
Forgetable Sex
This is a funny story about a women who picked up a case of ‘transient global amnesia’ after having sex with her husband. He called 911 because she seemed disoriented. He was alternately concerned and laughing out loud at her … Continue reading
