The Catholic church is moving in on Anglican turf. Let’s get ready to rumble! Knives, brass knuckles, chains? Nah…they’re to civilized for that. How about a dancing fight like the Jets or the Sharks? Nah…they’re to stuffy for that. This is more like trading baseball cards. I’ll give you two bishops, a primate and four rectors for six ordinariates, a pope-on-a-rope and one ‘get out of purgatory free’ card….whatever that’s worth.
The Catholic church as we know
Can stage quite an intricate show.
Pomp and incense,
Doesn’t have to make sense
‘Cause they’re making it up as they go.