Now here’s an iPhone app I could have used years ago. ‘Amp Up Before You Score’ gives useful advice on how to pick-up girls. I particularly like the suggested pick-up lines as I never had a good collection of those, and those I had, I could never deliver with a straight face. When all else fails, a good sense of humor seems to work pretty well. Of course we always get the ‘objectifying women’ crowd every time men and sex are used in the same sentence. Here’s the deal: yes…men do view women as sex objects…sometimes, but not always. Get over it.
The girl at the bar was so striking,
I daydreamed her dress I was hiking.
But no longer a pup
I don’t get ‘amped’ up,
Viagra is more to my liking.