A group of Somalia pirates got a surprise the other day when the ship they attacked, thought to be a cargo vessel, turned out to be the flagship for the French Navy! “Oops…my bad” said the pirate leader as they high-tailed it out of there but not before half of them were caught. They say the pirates are well organized but apparently not to the point of offering a vision plan.
Some Somalia pirates, thought sly,
Were caught when their attack went awry.
Their target ahead
Was French Navy instead.
Their patch must have been on the wrong eye.